João Pedro Pescuma
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I Swear (You Don't Know How To F** Drive)

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Page type: lyric reference Artist: João Pedro Pescuma Canonical path: /joao-pedro-pescuma/i-swear-you-don-t-know-how-to-f-drive Related lyric paths: 6
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I Swear (You Don't Know How To F** Drive)

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I swear.. You don't know how to f** drive

And I swear.. I'll hit you with my car

I just notice that you can't drive

You put your blinker on and stay

You're not sure if you can go

'Cause you cannot see in your blind spot

You'll only let two cars go by

And though we'll make mistakes

I'll never do with my car

And I swear you're don't know how to f** drive

Oh my god (omg!)

I swear.. I'll go there and kick your a** (yes I will)

I'd bet that you go

To hfcc

You'll need to learn how to get off the road

I'd bet you don't have your license

Because you don't drive with any sense

You'll get stuck on the parking lot

And when (and when) when the cops pull over your car

You will be lost like ringo starr

Cause if you die in your car

You're not gonna scream allah!

And I swear you're don't know how to f** drive

At all (at all)

I swear.. That someone gauged out your eyes

Now your're blind (now you're blind)

You can't parallel park

You cannot switch lanes

You probably can't even go through a drive thru

I swear! (you're faggot)

(Chris playing saxophone)

I swear.. Dearborn people don't know how to drive

They don't know (they don't know)

I swear.. Even in taylor, detroit or wayne

Cannot drive

Maybe you're white

Maybe you're black

No, look, you're just another scarfie

I swear, I swear

Wallah

I swear

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