Car Door (Dancing in the Aisles)

You always knew a way

To find my good half

And I knew just the way

To make you cry

But I ain't giving nothing

To the girls in Hollywood

I've got a picture of my princess

In her red dress

And goddamn she's looking good

And they'll be dancing in the aisles

When we're standing face to face

Get a hotel room on our honeymoon

In some mighty fancy place

And you'll be pretty as a princess

And I've made up my mind

And I'll open up your car door every time

As long as you can reach over and unlock mine

I'll see you just in time

To break the scene

I'll rent a linen suit and a limousine

Babe, I beg your pardon for this ordinary place

I got money for the matine

Of strangers and a million actors faces

And they'll be dancing in the aisles

When we're standing face to face

Get a hotel room on our honeymoon

In some mighty fancy place

You'll be as pretty as a prom date

When you take all my blues

And I won't mind all that goddamn makeup

If you wear your dancing shoes

I love the way your bosom

Makes for an envious blouse

You're gonna tie your sunday dresses in a rope

And you crawl down the house just to meet me

Pretty girls are made for pretty pictures

And witches are the women on the strip

But baby, you were cut from cashmere

And I'll be lying here

Beneath these sheets and deep asleep, my baby

With my hands tangled in your hair

And they'll be dancing in the aisles

When we're standing face to face

Get a hotel room on our honeymoon

In some mighty fancy place

You'll be pretty as a princess

And it's easy to see

If you don't steal all the damn covers

You're gonna be alright with me