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Artist: Joe Jackson
Canonical path: /joe-jackson/pretty-boys
Related lyric paths: 6
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Pretty Boys
Read Pretty Boys lyrics by Joe Jackson on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Pretty Boys
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Pretty boys - on my tv screen
Teeth so white and hair so clean
Pretty boys - sing and play guitars
Pretty boys get to be big stars
How do you rate my sex appeal from one to ten
Is my image just a bit confusing
Maybe I should get a facelift, start again
Maybe I should trade my pointed shoes in
'cause talent don't count
For pretty boys
Those promo people got a lot to answer for
You can take your face and see just where it fits
Be a pretty pawn in someone else's war
Your baby blue eyes - somebody else's wits
Equals success
For pretty boys
I wanna see a human being on my tv set
Want some action for the fat and thin man
They're getting closer but they ain't got robots yet
Just a hero with a smile like a tin man
No brains and no heart
Just pretty boys
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Joe Jackson performs "Pretty Boys", and this lyric page sits inside the Joe Jackson catalog on LyroVerse.
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