Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Joe Jonas
Canonical path: /joe-jonas/the-headline
Related lyric paths: 6
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The Headline
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The Headline
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My giant tongue wouldn't stop growing
a ghost stole our life savings
stand aside, my bum's five foot wide
my mate boiled my willy
I'm so fat i broke the toilet
six toilets actually
i fell for a sexy robot
i paint with my boobies
My psychic dog has healing powers
there's a time lord in my loo
mosquitos made me pregnant (mm so pregnant)
i fart on men's faces for money (oh yeah.. come on guys)
I'm so fat i broke the toilet
six toilets actually
i fell for a sexy robot
i paint with my boobies
With my boobies, yeah.
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Joe Jonas performs "The Headline", and this lyric page sits inside the Joe Jonas catalog on LyroVerse.
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