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Artist: Joe Satriani
Canonical path: /joe-satriani/hey-stoopid
Related lyric paths: 6
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Hey Stoopid
Read Hey Stoopid lyrics by Joe Satriani on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Hey Stoopid
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Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey stoopid!
Hey bro, take it slow
You ain't livin' in a video
You're flying low at a high velocity
No doubt, you're stressing out
That ain't what rock n roll's about
Get off that one way trip down Lonely Street
Now I know you've been kicked around
You ain't alone in this ugly town
If you stick a needle in your arm
You bite the dust, you buy the farm
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid!
Watcha trying to do?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid!
They win ya lose!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid!
Come on girl it's a better day
Get your foot out of that grave
Don't let that one love tear your pearls apart
Come on babe, kick that stuff
Show esteem, it ain't so tough
Quit lying around with a crippled, broken heart
Now I know you've been seeing red
Don't put a pistol to your head
Sometimes your answers heaven sent?
Your way is so damn condiment
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid
Watcha trying to do?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid
They win ya lose!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid!
This ain't your daddy talking,
You know, I know
Your story ain't so shocking,
You know, I know
Come on and scream!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid
Watcha trying to do?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid
They win ya lose!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid
Watcha trying to do?
Hey hey hey hey, hey stoopid
They win ya lose!
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid
Watcha trying to do?
Hey, hey, hey, hey
If you do that, they win ya lose!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid
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Joe Satriani performs "Hey Stoopid", and this lyric page sits inside the Joe Satriani catalog on LyroVerse.
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