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Artist: Joel Plaskett
Canonical path: /joel-plaskett/come-on-teacher
Related lyric paths: 6
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Come On Teacher
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Come On Teacher
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Come on teacher
Teach me something
Don't just fill my head with nothing
No no teacher
I'm still sitting
In this desk, no I'm not quitting
No no teacher
I won't give up
I just hope that I can live up
To your expectations of me
Teacher, you'll be so proud of me
If I just don't understand it
I should just be reprimanded
Make me stay here after school
While my friends go to the pool
Come on teacher, just admit it
You think that I will never get it
I'm the bad ass of your classroom
Now you've got a bad ass classroom
Come on teacher, won't you tell me
Why somebody just don't expel me?
I am so much slower than the others
It's a good thing I don't have any younger brothers
If for some reason I'm not present
Blame it on my adolescence
If for some reason I am tardy
It's cause I went out last night to party
Dans la French class je suis terrible
Apres l'ecole I'll be coming up to see you
I just noticed something lately
I've been here since 1980!
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