California

*Trying to hook me up on the earpiece too

Yeah you keeping the 1st two wires or not*

I got a gig in California

Gonna make it big in California

Big lights, big dreams

It's all here for you

Everyone's a star in California

It's all about your car in California

Big rims, slim jims

Creeping up on ya

That's the way of life in California

Cali-for-ni-a

Won't you come my way

There's a place to stay in California

Now it's a funky dive, but when the guests arrive

You'll have the time of you life in California

It don't rain in California *southern*

There is always something for the pain in California

Cheap tricks, sweet chicks

Creeping up on ya

And now don't you say I didn't warn you

Cali-for-ni-a

Won't you come my way

There's a place to stay in California

Now it's a funky dive, but when the guests arrive

You'll have the time of you life in California

Ba Ba ba ba ba ba baa, do do do do do do , la la la la la la , ohhh ohh wee-ohh, ba ba ba ba ba baa-aaa aaa aaa

*The state of California (yes) consumes more water in one year (really) than Ohio*

I don't make no plans in California

Cali-for-ni-a

Won't you come my way

There's a place to stay in California

Now it's a funky dive, but when the guests arrive

You'll have the time of you life in California

I'm living it up. I'm living it up, I'm living it up in California

I'm living it up. I'm living it up, I'm living it up in California

Hey...

Baby baby won't you come my way (where)

To the state of Cali-for-ni-a (sure thing)

Baby baby when you hear me sing

There is only one way to go

And that's Cali-for-ni-a

C-A-L-I-for-ni-a

C-A-L-I-for-ni-a

And all the cell phones say brrr

You don't have to say please, just say thank you

Trust me (sure) its works

[laughter]

The state bird of California is a dunaughty parter coose??

[laughter]

The average person has one point 7 8 cars

Shame on you

And consumes many gallons of gasoline yearly

Much to much

Think about it

I will, thank you

I'm living it up, I'm living it up, I'm living it up in California

I'm living it up, I'm living it up, I'm living it up in California

Brought to you by the citizens of transplanted Californians