Page type: lyric reference
Artist: John Anderson
Canonical path: /john-anderson/somebody-slap-me
Related lyric paths: 6
Lyric guide
Somebody Slap Me
Read Somebody Slap Me lyrics by John Anderson on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
person
Curated by Ethan Walker
LyroVerse team
Reference snapshot
The page facts to cite before the commentary
Use this page for the lyric text, linked artist context, and any LyroVerse editor's note attached to the song. Listener comments remain user-generated and should not be treated as the primary source.
Lyrics
Somebody Slap Me
The lyric stays readable and compact here; the note and related paths sit nearby so you do not lose the song while looking for context.
I've found a girl who's got her own money
She's so good lookin' that it ain't funny
She's got a Self-and-Beauty school diploma
A runnin' up to Miss Oklahoma
She looks uptown but she ain't really
She's into football she likes my chilli
Somebody slap me I said somebody slap me
Can't be this happy I said somebody slap me
I've found a girl who's sweeter than honey
She pets my dog and she likes my buddies
The kind of girl who ain't afraid of nothing
She's independent she does her own plumbing
Her daddy's rich but she don't let it show
She likes to fish she's got her own boat y'all
Somebody slap me...
She's got long blonde hair and her eyes are blue
She wants a husband but not any time soon y'all
Somebody slap me...
Somebody slap me...
Quick answers
What this page can answer fast
Who performs "Somebody Slap Me"?
John Anderson performs "Somebody Slap Me", and this lyric page sits inside the John Anderson catalog on LyroVerse.
Are there related songs to explore after "Somebody Slap Me"?
Yes. The related section below points to Black Sheep and Brown Eyed Girl with a short reason for opening each page next.
Where can I find more songs by John Anderson?
Use the artist link near the top of the page or the related paths section below to keep moving through John Anderson's lyric pages.
Song Room
Open Song Room
Interpretations, questions, and corrections for this song
Interpretations, questions, memories, and correction notes live together here. The room stays noindex while the best insights are reviewed.
Listener comments
What people are saying
No listener comments on Somebody Slap Me yet.
A strong comment here is specific: the phrase you keep hearing, the mood you come back for, or the reason this song stays in rotation.
Sign in to post the first listener note. Reporting stays open to everyone.