Freestyle @ Smackdown (07/24)

[Interrupting Stephanie McMahon]

Yo yo yo yo yo yo

Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt you Steph

I had this dream about you last night

You had me standing at attention

I can't wait to see you catfight

[distracted by breasts - Stephanie corrects his gaze]

Oh, sorry, I lost my concentration

I was looking at your...targets?

And at Vengeance

hopefully I find out if the curtain match the carpet

No, I mean, I be glued to the boob tube

No, you gonna squash Sable completely

You're making each one of my five girlfriends jealous [hand]

each one of them wants to beat me [fist]

You and Sable fighting?

That's good for my health

Something about you

makes me keep in touch with my...self

Hey, hey, no that's okay, okay. Here's $20,

please rip Sable's top off

I got this fetish with nipples

I'll definitely get my rocks off

And Sable's just a ho

You're a Diva with class

Nobody's watching us, Steph

why don't you let me smack that ass.