Page type: lyric reference
Artist: John Cooper Clarke
Canonical path: /john-cooper-clarke/sperm-test
Related lyric paths: 6
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Sperm Test
Read Sperm Test lyrics by John Cooper Clarke on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Sperm Test
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More on the sick
Down in the dumps
I went to the clinic
What about these lumps
Do you wear tight knickers
Have you ever had the mumps
Can't give it a rest
Break out the lucozade
Make it the best
I'm engaged to my
Sperm test
The clinical arrangement
No phony bon-amie
Gleaming apparatus
Complete autonomy
Cynical estrangements don't bother me
Germ breed, negative mess
The rubber gloves called cold caress
Tells me i'm in love with my
Sperm test
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