Jones'

The brother runs the cam'ra and the sister gives the cues

The uncle is the producer and the old man writes the reviews

This family named Jones that comes into our homes

And tells us what to wear and where

And tell us what to drive and why

And tells us what to smoke and vote

And tells us what to drink and think

To think we listen

On late night shows they take scholars and with a sarcastic grin

They ask him to explain his philosophy before the sponsor breaks in

This family named Jones...

The in-laws run the paper and print whatever they please

And Pap don't believe in politics he just knows what the masses need

This family named Jones...

They're hip and they're slick and they're flashy sophisticated and they're cool

To them the clerk and the worker just rednecks and clogs and fools

This family named Jones that comes into our homes

And tells us what to wear and where

And tell us what to drive and why

And tells us what to smoke and vote

And tells us what to drink and think

To think we listen and try to be like them