Page type: lyric reference
Artist: John Ralston
Canonical path: /john-ralston/fake-emergency
Related lyric paths: 6
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Fake Emergency
Read Fake Emergency lyrics by John Ralston on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Fake Emergency
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Parachute
On your back all right
Fall too fast
Pull the line
Ripcord saves you one last time
No one takes you seriously
Just watch your mouth move when you speak
Your latest fake emergency
We sent out our last rescue team
Alright
Too close to call
Racing on the ass
When it got them
You dug right in
Pulled you out
They warned you twice
No one takes you seriously
Just watch your mouth move when you speak
Your latest fake emergency
We sent out our last rescue team
Alright.
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