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Eu Já Fui Um Espermatozóide

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Page type: lyric reference Artist: John Suanes Canonical path: /john-suanes/eu-ja-fui-um-espermatozoide Related lyric paths: 6
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Eu Já Fui Um Espermatozóide

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Eu já fui um espermatozóide

Saí de dentro de um saco

Lugar escroto de onde eu surgi

Eu tinha rabo e um monte de irmãos

Mas só eu consegui chegar onde cheguei

E me mudei pro interior, interior de um útero

Ali eu vivi por nove meses

Não fazia nada até nascer

E eu nasci, um tanto feio

Mas parecia um joelho

Porque eu era uma porra muito louca

Já fui um espermatozóide e estou aqui

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