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Artist: John Valby
Canonical path: /john-valby/16-tons
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16 Tons
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16 Tons
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I pulled her pants right down
and what'd I get?
A whiff of Cape Cod
and some underwear sweat
My knees started buckling
my bladder lost control
But my dick stood up
like a telephone pole
She weighed 16 tons
tits like a house
Her armpit hairs
held a trap for a mouse
Her crabs in her beaver
were 80 years old
The cheese on her snapper
was beginning to mold
I fucked her 16 times
and what has she got?
50 orgasms and a stretched out twat
Said "Peter, don't you call me
cause I can't go
My dick is still stuck
in the bitch's asshole
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