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Artist: Johnny Blenco
Canonical path: /johnny-blenco/heidewitska-meneer-kap-laan
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Heidewitska... Meneer Kap'laan
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Heidewitska... Meneer Kap'laan
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Heidewitska... meneer kap'laan
Ik kom me biechten wat ik heb gedaan
Ik wou een nonnetje verleien
En met de keukenmeid gaan vrijen
Heidewitska... meneer kap'laan
Ik kom me biechten wat ik heb gedaan
"Zondaar, ik luister", zei kap'laan in de stoel
Wie zat er voor; 't was de pastoor
"Kom", dacht kap'laan "Die vent belazerd de boel"
Maar toen klonk eensklaps in z'n oor
"Ja", zei pastoor, " 'k Ben naar de vrouwtjes geweest
Zeventien keer, misschien nog meer
Mijn vlees is zwak dus heb ik 't vaak te kwaad
Met dat verdomde celibaat"
Ach", zei kap'laan "Kom, trek je dat nou niet aan
Ik zat in de tent van menige vent
Als u iets anders wilt; kom rustig naar hier
Ik help u d'r af met veel plezier"
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