Meeting Of The Bored

Oh my friends we've all gathered here tonight

In this barroom with its flashing neon lights

To discuss what this old world is coming to

And beside we ain't got nothing else to do

Here we are at the meeting of the bored

In this tavern where our favorite drinks are poured

(We're all given up for livin' nothin' matters anymore)

So we've come to the meeting of the bored

Now the meeting's come to order we're all here

So I've come to order me another beer

We'll take up old business like we always do

There ain't none of us been doing nothin' new

Here we are at the meeting of the bored...

[ guitar ] Everybody stand and raise your glasses high

All in favor of another drink say aye

And I'll make a motion that tomorrow's fine

We'll meet here again the same old place and time

Here we are at the meeting of the bored...

Here we are at the meeting of the bored...