Third Rate Romance

Sittin' at a tiny table in a ritzy restaurant

She was starin' at her coffee cup

He was tryin' to keep his courage up by applyin' booze

But talk was small when they talked at all

They both knew what they wanted

There’s no need to talk about it

They’re old enough to figure it out and still keep it loose

And she said you don't look like my type but I guess you'll do

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He said I'll tell you that I love you if you want me to

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Then they left the bar they got in his car and they drove away

He drove to the family inn she didn't even have to pretend

She didn't know what for

Then he went to the desk and he made his request

While she waited outside

Then he came back with the key she said give it to me

And I'll unlock the door

And she said I've never done this before have you

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And he said yes I have but only a time or two

Third rate romance low rent rendezvous

Third rate romance low rent rendezvous

Third rate romance low rent rendezvous