Arrow In The Knee

Gather round ye people

And mind you listen well

I got an epic tale to tell you

From the land of tamriel

I was traveling north of cyrodil

In the province of skyrim

I had just arrived in whiterun

And that's where i met him

Well, to me he looked like

Just another guard

Walking down the street

But to him, it seemed

I stuck right out

Like a bald khajiit

And he walked right up to me

With a look of nostalgia in his eye

He said, "we are not so different,..."

"... You and i."

Then he said

"I used to be an adventurer like you,"

"But then i took an arrow in the knee!"

"Just ask any of my fellow guards—"

"They'll tell you that it's true—"

"That i took an arrow in the knee!"

Well he told me he was on duty

So he couldn't stay to chat

Someone stole a sweetroll

And he was investigating that

I said, "don't let me hold you up, sir."

And then we parted ways

I mumbled to myself

"This is looking like one of those days."

I was feeling kind of tired

Decided to head right for the inn

But i'd never been here before

Didn't know what direction it was in

I walked up to another guard

And asked him where i could find a bed

He looked at me

Then he smiled, and then he said

"I used to be an adventurer like you,"

"But then i took an arrow in the knee!"

"Just ask any of my fellow guards—"

"They'll tell you that it's true—"

"That i took an arrow in the knee!"

"An arrow in the kneeeeeeeeeeee!"

"An arrow in the kneeeeeeeeeeee!"

The first one was kind of random

But now i was freaking out

I was thinking i should run away

Or use a dragon shout

I was starting to calm down

And that's when i looked up and saw

Another guard

Coming right toward me!

That's when i said

"Fus ro dah!"

Well in retrospect

That turned out to be

Not the greatest plan

Now I'm sprinting for the stables—

Running as fast as i can

But it's just my luck—

The stablemaster knows how to use a bow

Now he's aiming fo rmy legs!

Oh noooooooooooooo!

"I used to be an adventurer like you,"

"But then i took an arrow in the knee!"

"Just ask any of my fellow guards—"

"They'll tell you that it's true—"

"We've all taken arrows in the knee!"

"An arrow in the kneeeeeeeeeeee!"

"An arrow in the kneeeeeeeeeeee!"

(So very painful!)

"I used to be an adventurer like you,"

"But then i took an arrow in the knee!"

"Just ask any of my fellow guards—"

"They'll tell you that it's true—"

"We've all taken arrows in the knee!"

"An arrow in the kneeeeeeeeeeee!"

"An arrow in the kneeeeeeeeeeee!"

"An arrow in the kneeeeeeeeeeee!"

"An arrow in the kneeeeeeeeeeee!"