Me And The I.R.S

I’m gonna tell the man at the IRS this old boy hell I’ve had enough

Cause the way the big man rakes it in the little man coughs it up

Well the bite keeps a-getting bigger and the pay check’s a getting small

You know the IRS ain’t gonna rest until they think they’ve got it all

They take out the bucks on a lot of folks but listen I ain’t one

From now on I’m a-keepin’ my pay ain’t gonna deduct none

So erase my name from your record take me off your mailin’ list

You can write me off cause I ain’t givin’ a dime to the IRS

Well it’s hard to keep my hands on my woman

With Uncle Sam’s hand in my pant

And if I can’t afford the music how in the hell am I gonna dance

Now if everybody kicked in his fair share I might back up and say yes

But the big man plays while the little man pays so to hell with the IRS

C G

They take out the bucks on a lot of folks but sucker I ain’t one

From now on I’m a-keepin’ my pay ain’t gonna deduct none

So put your 1040 form where the sun don’t shine

Straighten out your own damn mess

You can write me off cause I ain’t givin’ a dime to the IRS

You can write me off cause I ain’t givin’ a dime to the IRS