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Artist: Johnny Socko
Canonical path: /johnny-socko/hasselhoff
Related lyric paths: 6
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Hasselhoff
Read Hasselhoff lyrics by Johnny Socko on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Hasselhoff
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Helmet hair, i'm debonnaire
I'm not afraid to cry to my car Kit
Devon Miles, my brother Garth (EVIL)
Best damn TV acting since Joyce De Witt
Cruise the beach, make em screech
Hope that they don't notice my crows feet
Suck in the gut, and pout and strut
A locker without my poster is incomplete
Feelin' more like Dave Hasselhoff every day
Feelin' more like Dave Hasselhoff every day
Love to croon, set the chicks a swoon
Big in Denmark, and in your town soon
The chest hair's moussed, the butt is goosed
The Nielsen's are down, hit the turbo boost
The bay is watched, the line are botched, the screen is filled with my bulging crotch
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Johnny Socko performs "Hasselhoff", and this lyric page sits inside the Johnny Socko catalog on LyroVerse.
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Yes. The related section below points to Art. No. 24 and Bitch Stole My Hat with a short reason for opening each page next.
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