Vasectomy

Let me tell ya little story about my little problem

How I lost my friend and I really really miss him

I don't feel the same

He left one day and will never ever come back

My friend is manhood and that is what I lack

But I don't know who to blame

So my wife told you that she didn't want any children

She's just jealous about my other girlfriend

Now I see her gloat (here diagonally)

My doctor did the job cause he needed the money

Now I find that my wife is his brand new honey

On his brand new boat

All because I screw and I get caught

Take my tubes and slice em and then you tie em in a knot

This is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy....

In by morning and out by noon

To have my balls scooped out with a grapefruit spoon

Now my doctor says that I can't lift heavy boxes

Cause he cut too far, all the way to up to my coccyx

Shave my balls, make sure that i'm clean-dus

Take your knife and you set it on my penis

Doctor, doctor, you're gonna make me sick

Your scalpel is smiling and it's looking at my dick

You de-activated my private parts

I used to jizz like a geyser and now i'm feeling parched

Why oh why did you have to make me sterile

Now my loins are floating in a barrel

This is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy....

Because of the wound my doctor forged, I'm unable to loom, weave, and forge

I can't spit my seed, reap my crop or spawn

My dog's chewing on my dick in the front lawn

I'm having engine trouble, a tube traffic jam

Girls ignore me because I don't have a gonad

Inability to produce, propagate, fertilize

Cut and chop, mince and clog, snip and save, hash and dice

Stop and snag, slit and clip, sever, splice, and shear

I'm such an anti-man, I'll need a pap-smear

Separate, lacerate, sick to my stomach because I just ate

This is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy....

Nationalism, racism, it's all just separatism

all the fear gonna make me have a feargasm

Givin' it up for societal vascetomy

Got to give it up for societal vasectomy

Ignorance and fear, the consummate in hatred

Don't be callin me willy because my name, it ain't alfred

What's the difference? Where's the vas-deferens?

What's the difference? Where's the vas-deferens?

What's the difference? Where's the vas-deferens?

There ain't no difference, because...

This is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy....