Vinnie's Hooch

never felt like this 'til I went out west and met the guys in Bim

I smoked some of that wicked Vinnie's hooch now I forget where I live

There's a silly little man with a bad haircut

Blabbin on about a Ska Parade

He tells me that I cuss too much

I wish he'd go away

I don't care about jack shit

I just wanna pick my nose

Maybe drool upon myself

Cuz that's the way it goes

We didn't take no petrified rocks and we aint got no fruit flies

Our van is void of Mexicans believe me I would not lie

Sang with the Skeletones at the Belly-up, Hepcat in L.A.

Got wacked in the knee by a blind trombone, he apologized so it's okay

I don't care about jack shit

I just wanna pick my nose

Maybe drool upon myself

Cuz that's the way it goes

When the sun too bright put on my blue blockers

Put cream in your coffee like a pair of squirting knockers

I'm a real hot dog I'm a Hebrew National

I can freak you out, watch you get irrational

Love the Col. sanders, I'm a barnyard pimp

Cut your head all up with the drummer's boom bip

Gimmie two bisquits, want my chicken, extra crispy

Hes a trout, or a fiend, but to Harvey, hes the Quispy

Capcom bowling, watch me rolla perfect score

Dealin with the day job, like Data has his Lore

Corn fed, Mountian bred, I love the women of Kentucky

While I'm dissin all the Herbs, free lunch at the Stuckey's

I'm fillin up my platter, my plate, I'll eat like Dylan

Then fart like Krone, he's the flatulence villian

Why do I talk so fast its because I'm buggin out

If I needed more money hafta get a paper route

It's because I'ma jonesin for a taste of the Hooch

The kind bud from the vin greener than a dead pooch

Or a poodle, a doodle, spitmeup a double dribble

On my lap, LSAT never evr get the clap

A chia-pet pipe, red stink fuzzy ripe

From the bald headed man from Boston with the bone

And the 'erb-get so high- and theres nobody home

Grunt like a caveman from a joint filled bong

Gettin primitive like the way of the pong

I want the hooch, the hooch, "four on the floor chooch"

Make the schmuddy bhuddy, with the higglypiggly mix

Mean man on the tempest, and the centipede and qix

I want the hooch, the hooch, love the vinnies hooch

I want the hooch give-me-the-hooch

I want the hooch