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Very Super Famous

Very Super Famous lyrics by Jon Lajoie. Aw, yeah, drop the beats In the planet of the Earth I am the most famous person of the world Everybody knows who I am,...

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Very Super Famous

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Aw, yeah, drop the beats

In the planet of the Earth I am the most famous person of the world

Everybody knows who I am, even the people who don't know who I am

Because...

(CHORUS)

I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!)

Very super-famous, a lot of people know I exist

I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!)

Very super-famous

You are not, so you are shit

All around the world, people know who I am

Even in the Chinese countries like Japan

North, South, East, West, to East

I make their panties wet like basements in New Orleans

In the France language, girls say, "Montre-moi tes génitaux!"

Spanish girls also say things, but I don't know

What they're talking about 'cause I don't speak Spanish at all

But they're probably talking about how my penis is super not-small

I led the Vaginist Revolution in Russia

They call me the Cockadile Hunter in Australia

Wait, that sounds like I hunt penises--I don't; I do chicks

In Iraq they found WMD's--Women on My Dick

I'm Osama Bin-Semen, the vaginal terrorist

On 69/11, I took down two chicks

And a third girl inexplicably collapsed on her own

Sorry, I just watched "Loose for Change," the pornspiracy video

German girls devour my franksquirter in Germany

I raise my rod in Egypt and I split the Red Sea

By that, I mean I had sex with a girl on her period--that's right

I don't mind ketchup on my hotdog as long as the bun is tight

In England, the girls ask me to be or not to be

The person who will take their anal virginity

I always do, but I still make sure to use a condom

'Cause my sperm's so famous it could make you pregnant in your bum

(CHORUS)

I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!)

Very super-famous, a lot of people know I exist

I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!)

Very super-famous

You are not, so you are shit

If a lot of people know who you are, it means you're a talented artist

In order to be super-famous, you have to be the most smartest

When I'm on the red carpets or at celebrity parties

Fat kids are on my dick like hot bitches on Smarties

More people know me than there are people on the Earth

In all the thousands of countries people are singin' my words

Even in the countries where people die 'cause they're so poor

They save up to buy my album instead of going to the grocery store

'Cause I'm more famous than food--that's right, you heard me

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More people know me than there are people who know how to eat

I'm more famous than mountains, I'm more famous than watches

And if you wanna hang with me, make sure your panties are crotchless

I'm like Lee Harvey Oswald, I shoot really fast

All over your face until your head flies back

Back, back and to the left, back, back and to the left

For your safety, wear a helmet and a semen-proof vest

Yeah, the Eiffel Tower is a lot like my dick

It's big and it stings when soap gets inside the tip

My sex moves are like the movie "Die Hard With A Vengeance"

They're awesome...and Jeremy Irons is a good bad guy

(CHORUS)

I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!)

Very super-famous, a lot of people know I exist

I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!)

Very super-famous

You are not, so you are shit

The girls up North wanna get all up in my butt

'Cause even though I'm Canadian, I'm more famous than Canada

I'll light a dick-fire to warm up your cold vagina-hands

Then I'll cover you in white like the Klu-Klux Klan

All the Mexicans love me down in South America

From Colombia to Brazil all the way to Algeria

I'm Che Vagina, I liberate girls from oppressive pants

I'm Fidel Asstro, the Dictator of Ass

I'm Sodomy Hussein, the King of Being Hung

I'm Queen Ejizzabeth, I wear a crown of cum

I'm President Hard-as-a-Rock Obama

I'm reforming the health care system--wait, that wasn't sexual...

Proparopzzi follows me every day of my life

I'm like Princess Diana except I am alive

I'm like AIDS, everyone has heard of me

I'm Happiest Inside Vagina, I got HIV

I'm on the cover of magazines, the headline of the newspaper

Reads, "Hide Your Daughter! MC Vagina's Gonna Rape Her!"

Whoa, whoa, what? I, I didn't write that

[Sorry, sorry, that was me, my bad]

(CHORUS)

I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!)

Very super-famous, a lot of people know I exist

I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!)

Very super-famous

You are not, so you are shit

Aw yeah, fame is like a tree: It helps you get pussy

For all you French ladies out there, "Le feu sur le cheval était brisée...Bitches."

I'm outta here, I'm going to a party with other famous people like Puff Diddy and Brad Pitts

Peace off!

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