Introducing Me

I'm good at wasting time

I think lyrics need to rhyme

And you're not asking

But I'm trying to grow a moustache

I eat cheese

But only on pizza, please

And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla

Otherwise it smells like feet to me

And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail

And I love you when you say my name

If you wanna know, here it goes

Gonna tell you this, the part of me the that'll show

If you're close, gonna let you see everything

But remember that you asked for it

I'll try to do my best to impress

But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest

But you wanna hear what lives in my brain

My heart, well you ask for it

For your perusing

At times confusing

Slightly amusing

Introducing me

I never trust a dog to watch my food

And I like to use to the word "dude"

As a noun, or an adverb, or an adjective

And I've never really been into cars

I like really cool guitars and super-heroes

And checks with lots of zeros on them

I love the sound of violins

And making someone smile

If you wanna know, here it goes

Gonna tell you this, the part of me that'll show

If you're close, gonna let you see everything

But remember that you asked for it

I'll try to do my best to impress

But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest

But you wanna hear what lives in my brain

My heart, well you ask for it

For your perusing

At times confusing

Possibly amusing

Introducing me

Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to

So be careful when you ask next time

So if you wanna know, here it goes

Gonna tell you this, the part of me that'll show

If you're close, gonna let you see everything

But remember that you asked for it

I'll try to do my best to impress

But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest

But you wanna hear what lives in my brain

My heart, well you ask for it

For your perusing

At times confusing

Hopefully amusing

Introducing me

Introducing me