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Baby Got Back

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Baby Got Back

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L.A. face with the Oakland booty

I like big butts and I cannot lie

You other brothers can't deny

When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung, wanna pull up tough

You notice that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans she's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Ooh babe, I wanna get wit'cha

And take your pretty picture

My homeboys tried to warn me

But that butt you got makes me so horny

Ooh, Rumplesmoothskin

You say you wanna get in my Benz?

Well, use me, use me

'Cause you ain't that average groupie

I've seen them dancin'

To hell with romancin'

She's sweat, wet,

Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines

Sayin' flat butts are the thing

Take the average black man and ask him that

She gotta pack much back

So, fellas (yeah) fellas (yeah)

Has your girlfriend got the butt? (yeah)

Tell her to shake it, shake it

Shake that healthy butt

(L.A. face with the Oakland booty)

Baby got back

(Little in the middle)

Baby got back

(L.A. face with the Oakland booty)

Baby got back

(Little in the middle)

Baby got back

I like 'em round and big

And when I'm throwin' a gig

I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal

Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home

And whoa, double-up, whoa whoa

I ain't talkin' 'bout Playboy

'Cause silicone parts are made for toys

I want 'em real thick and juicy

So find that juicy double

Jonny C's in trouble

Beggin' for a piece of that bubble

So I'm lookin' at rock videos

Knock-kneed bimbos walkin' like hos

You can have them bimbos

I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya

I won't cuss or hit ya

But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna

Till the break of dawn

Baby got it goin' on

A lot of simps won't like this song

'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it

And I'd rather stay and play

'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong

And I'm down to get the friction on

So, ladies (yeah) ladies (yeah)

If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)

Then turn around, stick it out

Even white boys got to shout

Baby got back

(L.A. face with the Oakland booty)

Baby got back

(Little in the middle)

Baby got back

(L.A. face with the Oakland booty)

Baby got back

(Little in the middle)

Baby got back

(spoken)

Actually, when it comes to females,

Cosmo does not have very much to do at all with my selection.

I mean, 36-24-36?

Maybe if she's 5' 3"

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda,

Playin' workout tapes by Fonda

But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda

My anaconda don't want none

Unless you have got buns, hon

You can do side bends or sit-ups,

But please don't lose that butt

Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role

And tell you that the butt ain't gold

So they toss it and they leave it

And I pull up quick to retrieve it

So Cosmo says you're fat

Well I ain't down with that

'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'

And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'

To the beanpole dames in the magazines:

You ain't it, Miss Thing

Give me a sister, I can't resist her

Red beans and rice didn't miss her

Some knucklehead tried to dis

'Cause his girls are on my list

He had game but he chose to hit 'em

And I pull up quick to get wit 'em

So ladies (yeah) if the butt is round (yeah)

And you want a triple-X throw down

Dial 1-900-JONNYC

And kick them nasty thoughts

(L.A. face with the Oakland booty)

Baby got back

(Little in the middle)

Baby got back

(L.A. face with the Oakland booty)

Baby got back

(Little in the middle)

Baby got back

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