Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Jonathon Brandmeier
Canonical path: /jonathon-brandmeier/horse-with-no-legs
Related lyric paths: 6
Lyric guide
Horse With No Legs
Read Horse With No Legs lyrics by Jonathon Brandmeier on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
person
Curated by Ethan Walker
LyroVerse team
Reference snapshot
The page facts to cite before the commentary
Use this page for the lyric text, linked artist context, and any LyroVerse editor's note attached to the song. Listener comments remain user-generated and should not be treated as the primary source.
Lyrics
Horse With No Legs
The lyric stays readable and compact here; the note and related paths sit nearby so you do not lose the song while looking for context.
On the first part of the journey
I was looking at a bizarre kill
there were hoofs and limbs horse smell everywhere
At Fortyith and Union Hills
The first thing I met was a humane man
Who said he couldn't figure this mess out
Some said it was kids, low-rider ponies, or a strange religious cult
CHORUS
Somewhere in the desert
There's a horse with no legs
Who is going through a lot of pain
Some crazy loon just sawed off his limbs
And there ain't no way to get them back again
La la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la la
After three days in the desert sun
The legs began to turn red
A circle was formed
Four legs pointed north
Was it the work of some cult bonehead?
To think of horses with stumps
With bellies dragged on the ground
Made me sad to thiink they were dead
CHORUS
After nine days we still don't know what to think
And we haven't even got a clue
The horses don't have a leg to stand on
They'll just turn 'em into Elmer's Glue
Now the first thing we met was a humane man
Who said he couldn't figure this mess out
Some said it was kids, low-rider ponies, or a strange religious cult
CHORUS
Quick answers
What this page can answer fast
Who performs "Horse With No Legs"?
Jonathon Brandmeier performs "Horse With No Legs", and this lyric page sits inside the Jonathon Brandmeier catalog on LyroVerse.
Are there related songs to explore after "Horse With No Legs"?
Yes. The related section below points to Celebrity Loon Line and Dead Donkeys with a short reason for opening each page next.
Where can I find more songs by Jonathon Brandmeier?
Use the artist link near the top of the page or the related paths section below to keep moving through Jonathon Brandmeier's lyric pages.
Song Room
Open Song Room
Interpretations, questions, and corrections for this song
Interpretations, questions, memories, and correction notes live together here. The room stays noindex while the best insights are reviewed.
Listener comments
What people are saying
No listener comments on Horse With No Legs yet.
A strong comment here is specific: the phrase you keep hearing, the mood you come back for, or the reason this song stays in rotation.
Sign in to post the first listener note. Reporting stays open to everyone.