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Artist: JonBenet Ramsey
Canonical path: /jonbenet-ramsey/i-caught-a-girl-playing-on-my-lawn-so-i-rubbed-a-cheese-grater-against-her-genitalia
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I Caught A Girl Playing On My Lawn So I Rubbed A Cheese Grater Against Her Genitalia
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I Caught A Girl Playing On My Lawn So I Rubbed A Cheese Grater Against Her Genitalia
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This time the girl has actually done something wrong
I take great pride in my grass, water it every day
This little girl is going to have to pay
Took her inside and yanked off her skirt
Told the little girl that this was going to hurt
Twat fell to pieces as I rubbed it with the cheese grater
Put the cut vaginal pieces on bread so I could eat it later
She screamed and kicked and shit in fear
I scooped up her poos* and stuck them in my own rear
I carried her shit in my ass for a couple days
Then let it blast out my butt and I flushed it away
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JonBenet Ramsey performs "I Caught A Girl Playing On My Lawn So I Rubbed A Cheese Grater Against Her Genitalia", and this lyric page sits inside the JonBenet Ramsey catalog on LyroVerse.
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Yes. The related section below points to Burning Away (nunslaughter Cover) and Decimating The Genitalia Of Children To Halt Their Admittance Into Heaven (deuteronomy 23:1) with a short reason for opening each page next.
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