Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Jordan Reyne
Canonical path: /jordan-reyne/the-washing-machine-song
Related lyric paths: 6
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The Washing Machine Song
Read The Washing Machine Song lyrics by Jordan Reyne on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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The Washing Machine Song
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This is a story about a girl
Who attempts to defy a series
Of "scientific"
Understandings
Which to all but trained professionals seem like
Something everybody knows.
The watching eyes and open mouths and open ears say:
All the world’s a stage - take a bow.
So what do we expect?
We see: someone walking forward
Slowly but indefinitely towards
Something incomprehensible,
Not understandable,
Illogical
Or just harder.
Maybe just harder
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Jordan Reyne performs "The Washing Machine Song", and this lyric page sits inside the Jordan Reyne catalog on LyroVerse.
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Yes. The related section below points to Birds Of Prey and Blood with a short reason for opening each page next.
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