Loretta Lynn's Lincoln

Like any other would be country singin' sensation

I had no visible means of transportation

One Saturday mornin' I was searchin' the ads

When I found one that I wanted and I wanted it bad

(He found one that he wanted and he wanted it bad)

I called up the salesmen, he said, c'mon in

I've got the Lincoln right here belonged to Loretta Lynn

The Coalminer's Daughter used to drive it to town

It's yours for a song and five hundred down

(He said, it's yours for a song and five hundred down)

I said, Loretta Lynn's Lincoln

Yeah, Loretta Lynn's Lincoln

I had no idea what that dealer was thinkin'

But he totted the note on Loretta Lynn's Lincoln

Well, I throwed my ol' guitar in that big back seat

And I steared her on out on to Dameron Street

Them other cars pulled over like the red sea had parted

It was then I had a vision of Dolly Parton

(Right there he had a vision of Dolly Parton)

She said, ain't that Loretta Lynn's Lincoln

Yeah, it's Loretta Lynn's Lincoln

She said, I thought I recognized them two headlights blinkin'

I do declare, that there's Loretta Lynn's Lincoln

Dolly said, slide over J Otis, let me take you downtown

Miss Loretta's waitin' for us at the Orchid Lounge

I couldn't believe my ears, I couldn't believe my eyes

Why she was wavin' from the curb and we drove by

Well, we turned that big rig around, right on a dime

I ain't seen nothin' like that since Red Solvine (Red Solvine)

That's what Loretta was sayin' as she hopped in the back

Then she said, hey, Hoss, ain't this my old Cadillac

No mame, Miss Loretta, this ain't your Cadillac

It's Loretta Lynn's Lincoln (Loretta)

Yeah,Loretta Lynn's Lincoln

(It's Loretta Lynn's Lincoln)

The radio was on and we was all lipsinkin'

Ridin' 'round Nashville in Loretta Lynn's Lincoln, whooo

I heard a tappin' on the window as I woke up

Neath an old newspaper in my pickup truck

The policeman said, boy, you better hit the road jack

Get that bucket of bolts back across the tracks

Officer, this here's Loretta Lynn's Lincoln

(And he said) son, that ain't Loretta Lynn's Lincoln

Yeah, I was wakin' up and my dreams were sinkin'

Like them ol' springs on Loretta Lynn's Lincoln

Yeah, Loretta Lynn's Lincoln (Loretta, Loretta)

Whooo, Loretta Lynn's Lincoln

(That is Loretta Lynn's Lincoln)

If you ever get to wonderin' what I was a-dreamin'

I was dreamin' I was ridin' in Loretta Lynn's Lincoln