Mr. Wankerman

Mr., Mr., Mr., do you hear me?

Mr. Wankerman, I get so tired of your shit, yes, I do

Mr. Wankerman, you got no respect, no no

You're selfish, yes, you are, yes, you are, yes, you are

I've been checking my clock wouldn't it be worth a lot

If you would just call me, boy

We've been talking a lot, saying it'd be worth a shot

Saying that you want to fall

Wouldn't it be nice if you would turn up?

Maybe once or twice you'd pick the phone up

Shout it to my heart to know you won't be true

I keep hoping that I'll sober, maybe realize it's over

Will I ever see a change in you?

Mr. Wankerman, I get so tired of your shit

Mr. Wankerman, you got no respect, no

You're selfish yes, you are

Ain't got enough mistakes on my page for it all

You got me fucked, you got me fucked, baby

There was a time when I cried, now I don't care at all

Now I'm just bored, I'm so bored

See it's the same of something stupid

Had a falling out with Cupid

Told me fairy tales of someone with a heart

My prince charming took a wrong turn

When it sings and never came over

Will you smile and laugh when you're alone?

Will you smile, baby?

You're Mr. Wankerman, I get so tired of your shit

Yes, I do

Mr. Wankerman, you got no respect, no, no

You're selfish yes, you are

Mr. Wankerman, hey, hey, there

Mr., Mr., yeah, Mr. Wankerman, yeah, yeah

Mr. Wankerman, I get so tired of your shit

Mr. Wankerman, you got no respect, no

You're selfish, yes, you are, yes, you are, yes, you are

Mr. Wankerman, I'm gunna, I'm gunna let my band

Tell you something worth thinking about

Tell him for me, tell him for me now

Mr., Mr., Mr. Wankerman, yeah, yeah, yeah

Mr. Wankerman, I'm so tired, we all tired

Every single one of us here, we're sick and tired

We're sick and tired of your shit

Mr. Wankerman, I've been so tired of your shit

Along with everything else, baby

Mr. Wankerman, you got no respect for your lady

And you're selfish, yes, you are, yes, you are

Mr. Wankerman, yeah, yeah

Mr. Wankerman, yeah, yeah

Mr. Wankerman, you a wankerman

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I put up with your shit for such a long time

I'm not gunna take no more, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

I'm tired, baby, can't you see that I'm tired, love?

I even had to, I had to write song about it

It's ridiculous, yeah, to get you off my chest

Out of my head, out of my life for good, baby

'Cause you're just a silly little wankerman

Not worth it, silly little man, yeah

Moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on

To someone, taller, cuter, nicer and all the way better

And everything, everything I need, dear, yeah

You just so silly, baby, you're a wankerman

Thank you for dusty, love, she's really cute

And thank you for the lyrics, love, they really helped me out

Thank you for growing me up

I lost a lot of trust with you but I'm wiser for it, yes, I am

Now you can go on, boy

Don't turn around, just keep walking

Mr. Wankerman, yes, walking, walking, baby

You got a couple issues in your head

Nothing but a no-good, dirty ugly asshole

Maybe that was a little harsh

Walking, walking

Keep on bouncing, yeah, yeah

Keep on bouncing, step, step, stepping

Keep on stepping, keep on moving on

One foot in front of the other

Get the fuck out of my face, bitch

That's a keeper

Bitch, Mr. Wankerman

He's such a twat

Did anybody see 'War of the Worlds'?