The Anti-christmas Carol

It's that time of year

When i sit getting sick of all the cheer

Every song you hear

Was a hit or a miss

From last century

Is it just me

'cos it never much seems like the movie

(like the movie)

So thank god (thank god)

Christmas comes once a year

(only comes once a year)

Just once a year

(just once a year)

Only bells i hear

Is last call, one and all

Crying in their beer

'cos it's gon' take all year

For the debts to be met

So raise a glass for christmas cheer

It never snows

Only rains i don't know

Why we still dreaming of a white

Christmas

Thank god it only comes once a year

(thank god

Only comes once a year

Only comes once a year)

Thank god it only comes once a year

Oooh

Mama's in the kitchen

She's stressing "oh no"

The oven ain't workin'

Nothing's cooking "oh no"

Brother and sister fighting, she's crying

Dusty knocks the tree down

It makes me wanna shout

"hallelujah"

Thank god that christmas only comes once a year

Only comes once a year

Thank you jesus,

For being born only once

I couldn't deal with it

So christmas only comes once a year,

Thank god

Hallelujah for christmas

Only lasts 24 hours of my life

I tell you jesus

Just get born once

As a baby anyway