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Artist: Jovink En de Voederbietels
Canonical path: /jovink-en-de-voederbietels/onder-de-douche
Related lyric paths: 6
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Onder De Douche
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Onder De Douche
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Flikkers en mietjes willen trendy lieken
De scheiding op de kop stoat ze te verglieken
Disco's vol met hoerenollielocht
Onder de oksels klonnievocht
Badkamer hebt ze in't hoes
De hele dag stoat zi-j onder de douche
Leeghoofden met duure kleren
Een gladde bek want zi-j doet zich scheren
Tandenpasta op't glazuur
De gooise "R" klinkt reuzelduur
Klereconfectie op de hoed
De hele dag stoat zi-j onder de douche
In cosmetica doe ik al jaren zaken
Mien aftershave verpulvert de kaken
Giftige shampoos, deodorant
Een rouwadvertentie in de krant
Badzalf, Cremespoeling dat is louche
De hele dag licht zi-j onder de douche
Bah!
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