Hello And Goodbye (Hello Neighbor Rap)

Just quit my gig at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza

And I'm starting over fresh, Hello Neighbor, nice to meet ya

Picked up a new job and the pay is good

So I got relocated to this neighborhood

Can't say if I'll stay for good

But I love how quaint and safe it looks

Just moved in so I'd better unpack

If I leave a mess a neighbor might get on my back

Clean up your yard!

Get inside, check that off

Power, lights, better get 'em on

Haul these boxes off of my lawn

Put 'em in my little house where all of 'em belong

Guess the checklist is already done

Was that a car crash? What's going on?

Who's that, across the street?

A strange man I ought to greet

Just hope he's not another freak

On second thought, I'll leave

And try my best to go off to sleep

But why would he lock the basement door?

Then board it up with a two by four?

What's he up to? I can't ignore

I wonder what the rubber gloves are for

I'd like to find out what he's hiding (woops)

Won't be the last time he's caught me spying

I'm only running for the exercise

I swear to God I'm not terrified

I've got suspicions but I don't know why

Should I go say hello?

Or should I just say goodbye?

I'm really not a nosy person, I swear

Just let me poke around your house, and I'll get out of your hair

Curiosity killed the cat

But I'll be next, I can promise that

Keep my head down while I'm creeping

He was in the kitchen, how'd he see me?

Sorry Neighbor, just passing by

Beautiful day we're having, right?

Just minding my own business

I'm definitely on his shit list

Screw this, what the hell?

I'll just go introduce myself

Walk up to the door, ring the bell

We could be pals, that'd be swell

Just woke up in my bed

With a pain in my neck and an ache in my head

Look at the bright side, I'm not dead

I should move out, that would make sense

(Eh) Or I could try again

What a mess, total disorder

This house could be in an episode of hoarders

Shhhh, he's not gonna find me

Oh God, is he right behind me?

(Yup)

I'll just hide until he walks away

Normally I suck at cardio but not today

I'm only running for the exercise

I swear to God I'm not terrified

I'm going home to get some rest tonight

I know we just said hello

But now I'm saying goodbye

It's a demented freakshow that I've gotten lost in

There's probably skeletons locked in closets

With deep dark secrets that a shark is guardin'

If he invites you to a pool party, you should probably not swim

This guy's a circus clown

But I'm not a kid to toy with

Next time you drink your milk

Careful, it might be poisoned

Okay, this has gone too far

I'm breaking in his window with a crowbar?

Every step I take, there's a camera watchin'

So logically, I'll just pick his pocket

Too many tools and keys to keep track

Ahh! Fk, a bear trap!

Can't I have one normal day

Without a wannabe Norman Bates?

Talk about mommy problems

I don't wanna judge, but he's probably got 'em

A man with a mannequin family?

Don't you dare put your filthy hands on me

I thought he was long past his prime

But his sprint is just as fast as mine

Must be a lotta exercise

When you get a new neighbor to terrorize

He's predicting my every move

Screw this, I'll go in through the roof

Since he's got every exit covered

If I'm not careful, I'll be six feet under

Lost in a funhouse, but it's not any fun

Time to stop his evil plot with a shot from my gun

You've gotta be kidding. Now I've gotta run!

I'm only running for the exercise

I swear to God I'm not terrified

Flip the power, cut the lights and hide

I know we just said hello

But now I'm going to die!