Don't Put Me In a Corner (feat. Andrea Storm Kaden)

So I heard another boy went missing, the poor kid

Not to be poignant, but I wish I'd ignored it

Cause I didn't even believe in witches before this

But now it's time to get my pitchfork and a torch it's-

Three o'clock in the morning

I probably ought to be snoring

Instead I'm getting lost in the forest

Don't call me Goldilocks, I don't want any porridge

Like I give a fuck which bowl's the coldest, hottest or warmest

I got bigger problems, should've gotten insurance

For this trip, cause now I'm missing, someone report it

Sure hope the cops brought a lot of chalk for my corpse, if-

They find it it'll be divided up into portions

Chopped and tossed into a bubbling cauldron

Along with body parts possibly belonging to orphans

The moment that you start running low on your resources

You're only on survival mode, totally robbed of endorphins

I've stumbled upon a cacophonous chorus

Of the awfullest noises, there's a knot in my organs

But I got my dog at least, and I keep him off the leash

If he's barking up a tree then you don't wanna ignore him

I've got a feeling there's some ominous force, this-

Godforsaken nature walk couldn't be farther from boring

I found a house with every orifice boarded

I think it might be haunted, should I knock on the door? Witch!

Who's gonna get your goosebumps bumping?

Don't put me in a corner

Hair raiser, got your heart-rate pumping

Don't put me in a corner

Roll Camera, hope your nose is running

Got a tissue? 'Cause I really could afford one

Turn around I wanna show you something

No thanks, I'm looking at the corner

Staring at the wallpaper, 'cause I adore it

But I think the support beams need some reinforcement

This shithole's a little more more than just a fixer upper

If I were you I'd put it on the market, get another

You could probably find a squatter, or list it for rent

But if you move Mrs Witch, tell me which way you went

'Cause I don't need to see you, I can picture it in my head

I mean look at me, I'm already pitching a tent

I know I never should've been holding her totem

I saw the writing on the wall, but I don't know who wrote 'em

I really thought I had balls, but I'm not so bold in the scrotum

I wanna go home and crack open a cold one

Military training didn't prepare me at all

I'm converting my K9 into a therapy dog

Come here Bullet, stay put and wide awake until daytime

With daddy in the corner, we'll be watching the paint dry

Who's gonna get your goosebumps bumping?

Don't put me in a corner

Hair raiser, got your heart-rate pumping

Don't put me in a corner

Roll Camera, hope your nose is running

Got a tissue? 'Cause I really could afford one

Turn around I wanna show you something

No thanks, I'm looking at the corner

Yo, Goldilocks, you better be scared bitch

This predicament's worse than your three bears sitch

It's time out for you, does that seem fair kids?

Unless you dare turn to face me, the Blair Witch

I'm gonna make you take a walk down memory lane

'Cause I'm a devil manifesting your shame

Remember everything wretched, you're getting less and less sane

You're never finding the exit when I am letting you stay

Setting the stage and you've been cast in a play

The final act is beginning and it's a tragedy, yay

You want someone to blame for all this? Take a hint, dunce

Go sit in the corner, forget the witch hunts

Listen to my voice, follow the call

If you simply give it time, promise you'll become enthralled

I see it in your eyes, you don't wanna die at all

But telling me to stop? Better off talking to a wall

Who's gonna get your goosebumps bumping?

Don't put me in a corner

Hair raiser, got your heart-rate pumping

Don't put me in a corner

Roll Camera, hope your nose is running

Got a tissue? 'Cause I really could afford one

Turn around I wanna show you something

No thanks, I'm looking at the corner

Don't put me in a corner

Don't put me in a corner

Don't put me in a corner

Did I mention I'm naked?

Woh, really?