Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Julian Casablancas
Canonical path: /julian-casablancas/crunch-punch
Related lyric paths: 6
Lyric guide
Crunch Punch
Read Crunch Punch lyrics by Julian Casablancas on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
person
Curated by Ethan Walker
LyroVerse team
Reference snapshot
The page facts to cite before the commentary
Use this page for the lyric text, linked artist context, and any LyroVerse editor's note attached to the song. Listener comments remain user-generated and should not be treated as the primary source.
Lyrics
Crunch Punch
The lyric stays readable and compact here; the note and related paths sit nearby so you do not lose the song while looking for context.
Survivors I have interviewed and also from all of the historical reading
These are patterns. This has happened many times in history
Devil's evangelicals have
Opened my eyes
He is the creepiest
Guy in the sky
Rumors on the radio the DJ is wrong
He's just a creature who was playing this song
And I can't live on a phone forever
Please just tell them I'm gone good night until tomorrow
When I made it out somehow
Cannot pray for you more
Policemen get in the face
Officer down on the scene
(256? we have an officer down I repeat? calling all cars)
Just repeat what is not true [?]
We want to tell him what to do
Can you rescue me
Everybody want some they can't see
Yes I want it for me
But I want it for you too
Coming evangelical is bumping my eye
He is as creepiest in the sky
Everybody loves him and he kisses your hand
He likes to preaching and then he sings in a band
Okay please don't take the bait
Telling you down in the face
Don't miss the show okay?
Why can't I have time
I can't live on a phone forever
We live too far away from everything
I pray for some things to change
Your mother is a murderer, trust me I know
She'll get excited
Can't beat them it's so hard
I wanna beat them in my prime
Quick answers
What this page can answer fast
Who performs "Crunch Punch"?
Julian Casablancas performs "Crunch Punch", and this lyric page sits inside the Julian Casablancas catalog on LyroVerse.
Are there related songs to explore after "Crunch Punch"?
Yes. The related section below points to 15 Minutes and 30 Minute Boyfriend with a short reason for opening each page next.
Where can I find more songs by Julian Casablancas?
Use the artist link near the top of the page or the related paths section below to keep moving through Julian Casablancas's lyric pages.
Song Room
Open Song Room
Interpretations, questions, and corrections for this song
Interpretations, questions, memories, and correction notes live together here. The room stays noindex while the best insights are reviewed.
Listener comments
What people are saying
No listener comments on Crunch Punch yet.
A strong comment here is specific: the phrase you keep hearing, the mood you come back for, or the reason this song stays in rotation.
Sign in to post the first listener note. Reporting stays open to everyone.