V.G.I.

I'm not a genius, I'm more like a genie

Granting girls wishes from my stone cold bikini yeah

Sewing up ideas like delicious kisses

I'll play with your mind but I won't do your dishes, boy

Say it again

V.G.I. (my philosophy)

V.G.I. (is I'm a masterpiece)

V.G.I. (I wear a scrunchie)

V.G.I. (I'll say it again)

I say, I say, an intellectual genie

I'm making bullshit disappear like I'm Hou-fuckin-dini

Turntables around with my smile bright and gleaming

You think I'll take your order boy

You must be fucking dreaming

V.G.I. (my philosophy)

V.G.I. (is I'm a masterpiece)

V.G.I. (I wear a scrunchie)

V.G.I. (I'll say it again)

Cuz I'm extra special and I'm burning bright

I'm a UFO blazing thru your starry night

You try to shoot me down girl cuz you just don't understand

That a woman like me can't be bound to one plan

V.G.I. (my philosophy)

V.G.I. (is I'm a masterpiece)

V.G.I. (I wear a scrunchie)

V.G.I. (I'll say it again)

I don't wanna say I want to,

and I don't wanna say I don't

Sometimes the secret is,

sometimes the secret is yes yes yes yes

V.G.I. (my philosophy)

V.G.I. (is I'm a masterpiece)

V.G.I. (I wear a scrunchie)

V.G.I. (I'll say it again)