Jesus Said So

White babies cry

On reality TV

Plastic surgery disaster

Inherit obesity

Now we're waiting on the angle

We're waiting on the spin

Waiting for the second coming

Our oil's running thin

So now we'll have to find some place to go

And those that do not want us there must go

When they ask us how we know

Jesus said so

Speak a language they don't know

So you can take and never owe

Make a God in your own image

Because your ego told you so

A girl falls from a building

Like a star out of the sky

But no one saw it happen

So nobody has to cry

So now we'll find some place to go

And those that do not want us there must go

When they ask us how we know

My country said so

Jesus said so

My Jesus said so

My money said so

My father said so

My TV said so

My brother said so (when they ask us)

My teacher said so (how we know)

Jesus said so

The cops put men in cars

Drove them out into the snow

Find women's bodies in the rivers

But nobody seems to know

Tell the kids to hide their eyes

There's no need for them to see

Just keep them busy watching

Money crying on TV

So now we'll have to find some place to go

Building houses high as heaven in a row

And the kids born into debt will ask us why

We'll tell them Jesus lied

Jesus said so

My Jesus said so