Mother Lover (feat. Andy Samberg)

Oh, dang

What is it, dawg?

I forgot it's Mother's Day

Didn't get a gift for her?

Other plans got in the way

She'll be so disappointed

Damn I forgot it too

This could have been avoided

What the hell are we gonna do?

My mom's been so alone

Ever since my daddy left (cold)

No one to hold her tight

Life has put her to the test

I know just what you mean

My mom's been so sad and gray (word)

My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom

Ever since he passed away

Hold up

You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too

Slow up

What time is it, dawg?

It's time for a switcharoo

We both love our moms

Women with grown women needs

I say we break 'em off

Show 'em how much they really mean

'Cause I'm a Motherlover

You're a Motherlover

We should fuck each other's mothers

Fuck each other's moms

I'll push in that lady

Where you came out as a baby

Ain't no doubt this shit is crazy

Fucking each others moms

'Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night

If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right

I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself

To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover

I'll be layin' in the cut waitin' for your mom

Clutchin' on this lube and roses

I got my digital camera

I'ma make your momma do a million poses

They will be so surprised

We are so cool and thoughtful

Can't wait to pork your mom

I'ma be the syrup, she can be my waffle

Sho' Nuff

My momma loves bubble bath with chamomile

Straight up

Give it to my mom doggy style (yeah)

This the perfect plan

For a perfect Mother's Day

They'll have to rename this one

All up under the covers day

'Cause I'm a Motherlover

You're a Motherlover

We should fuck each others mothers

Fuck each others moms

I'll push in that lady, where you came out as a baby

Ain't no doubt that shit is crazy

Fucking each others moms

Break it down

It would be my honor to be your new step-father

It would be my honor to be your new step-father

And while you're in my mother

Make me another brother (Jam)

And while I'm in your mother

I'll never use a rubber (oh!)

'Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night (yeah)

If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right (doing it)

I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself

To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover

They blessed us both with the gift of life (oh-ho)

She brought you in this world so I'ma sex her right

This is the second best idea that we've ever had

The choice can be no other

Be my mother lover

Happy Mother's Day