Alien Baby

Okay

If we'll all gather around

And be real good I'll tell you the story about

The Alien Child

And how he came to be

On this planet here with us

LISTEN!

Way off in the galaxy far away

There was a planet in disarray and told it's maze

A sinister circumstanced in a record display

The population terrorized by a killer named K

The wisdom of the whole world was kept in a book

For only the king to read no others could look

K snug into the castle took a leak on the lawn

Before anyone could response he and the book was gone [evil laugh]

Took it to a cave add it unreachable height

Memorized three-thousand pages in only one night

The light came on ray shots from his face

He had a quietly ability to conquer the place

He wasted no time ravaging life with his hand

Over through the world rulers and took over the land

With every second that he studied in his power increase

An all he kept saying was this book is a BEAST!

[Hook: x2]

Oooooooh, Ooooooh...

It's the Alien Baby

Ba-bay

His ring has lasted two century's and then

A sequel conqueration developed among men

One guy said think as hard as you can

So we can come up with the plan to get rid of this man

A lady walked in before the plotting had start

Y'all have seem to forgotten the most manonmis part

She said he's bound to put an end to you gossiping men

Don't you know he's got the book you can't possibly win

The meeting adjourned everybody sadly moved on

The lady left and transformed it was K all along [evil laugh]

But an old man walked up which plans for the task

He said this one thing K doesn't know that the book has (what)

A pamphlet, consisting of only one page

With the power to disengage evil of instage

They said if that book is real he already killed him

The man opened up his totem light beam and he reviled it

[Hook x2]

Heaven's a Mercator, what the hell lowing my hole

When he opened the book wind started blowing in cold

He started chanting (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeaah) a language unknown

Then his voice slowered deeper to a dangerous tone

He was summiting the book of destruction for an hour

A guy stood skeptical and doubted his power

As the doubt of thought all of this is fake in his mind

The man looked right at him told him no it's not and kept trying

He collapsed; he woke and said the planet is saved

If you looking to find K he's out cold in the K

Soldiers rushed up to capture him bun-barred the interest

Starving for [?] but all they saw was an infant (wow)

They said he got away the planets in trouble

No he didn't he's the baby in the oblong shuttle

Sentences started over beat no kindred of you

And as a planet called earth that was sending him too

The little shuttle was propelled through the darkness of space

Passed light speed stared at a remarkable pace

Like a meteor it hit the ground and shook up the land

In South Park they found a baby with a book in his hand

With a book in his hand, with a book in his hand

They found a little eddy baby with a book in his hand, yeah

HA-HA

What's his name?

C'mon