Queen Bitch

I want my cake, I want it on a silver plate

If the world wants you to pay

Sign a check for a royalty rate

How easy life would be if I was only seventeen?

They'd tell me I don't have a clue

But now I'm twenty-three and I'm old news

I'm the prettiest nuisance that you've ever seen

Too much of a shit show for magazines

It's my party, deal with it

'Cause I'm queen bitch

I'm the sweetest nightmare that you've ever had

I can be selfish, but what's wrong with that?

It's my life, it's my shit, and I'm queen bitch

Dress me up in pink

Make my pain look luxury

Put a price on a tragedy

Now you're a real celebrity

How easy life would be if I was only seventeen?

They'd tell me I don't have a clue

But now I'm twenty-three and I'm old news

I'm the prettiest nuisance that you've ever seen

Too much of a shit show for magazines

It's my party, deal with it

'Cause I'm queen bitch

I'm the sweetest nightmare that you've ever had

I can be selfish, but what's wrong with that?

It's my life, it's my shit, and I'm queen bitch

I can't be the it girl on your TV

The next girl in line will take the crown right from me

I'm the prettiest nuisance that you've ever seen

Too much of a shit show for magazines

It's my party, deal with it

'Cause I'm queen bitch

I'm the sweetest nightmare that you've ever had

I can be selfish, but what's wrong with that?

It's my life, it's my shit, and I'm queen bitch

(Yeah yeah)