I Met Oprah

[Kanye West]

Niggas old as hell, trying to get they rapping on

In the club looking like a fucking chaperone

I'm in the club, host it up, Guess Who's Back is on

If not that then the Just Blaze track is on

It's all Roc the world, we all got your girl

Caught your girl, never gave back your girl

Watch the rap unfurl, after Beanie Mack confirm

Kanye best producer-rapper in the world

Now I have beans, I'm going after MCs

Show 'em that this rap game made for me

Made for us, they bite and they plagiar-us

They spit the style for the niggas that made it up

That's like me buying soul beats for my album

Dog, I had to eat, I sold beats from my album

Now I got heat, I hold beats for my album

February 18th, reach for my album

Niggas forcing me to keep the heat up

Black strap, white handle, I got Jungle Fever

Black Benz, white truck, and one 2-seater

I'm in the game getting change like a parking meter

And since Takeover

It feel like the whole hood try to get a Jimmy Jones makeover

I got the hood on my shoulder, city on my back

They like "Damn, I heard you charging 50 a track! I mean

You can at least give me a stack

You can't do all that hard work yourself and not give nothing back

You know how shit change when your name get to buzzing

This year alone I got two dozen new cousins

Niggas popping out the woodworks, talking about "you owe me"

Mama, I'm famous, niggas hate me that don't know me

[Outro]

Yo, I know you all suprised and shit when you see me on MTV

But keep your eyes glued to...I don't know what channel that is out here

In Chicago that's Channel 7, ABC

You might fuck around see me on Oprah Winfrey or something

Matter of fact, true story, true story

Last week...I got a little cold right now, true story, though

I'm on 40th and like 5th or something

I see an SUV and the window rolled down and shit!

And this black lady from Chicago, she like

"Yo, um, I just bought one of these in black,"

You know I just got the G5 or whatever

She like, "I just got one of these in black

How does it drive?"

I'm like, "it drive more like a truck than my last one."

I'm like, "yo, but I'm from Chicago, too. I wanna be on your show!"

She said "yo, well, oh, ok, well, who are you?"

And I told her, "I'm Kanye West, a rapper."