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Artist: kapitulation B.o.N.n.
Canonical path: /kapitulation-bonn/ohne-kalorien
Related lyric paths: 6
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Ohne Kalorien
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Ohne Kalorien
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Friß die Pille,
die den Mund bis hoch an beide Ohren zieht
Damit du deiner ausgefransten Fresse
dann die neue Faltencreme gibst
Denn alles ist in Ordnung
Alles ist OK
Friß nur brav dein Zuckerstück
dann tut es nicht mehr weh
Von sanften Klängen hingetragen
schiebe deinen Einkaufswagen
Sei dabei, kaufe fleißig
Selbstmord auf Raten für zweinneununddreißig
Hol dir Eiter in Tüten!
Kauf dir Blut aus dem Süden
weil das schön macht
ohne eine Kalorie!
Kommt herein ins Hexenhaus
Wir schießen euch die Ampel aus
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