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Artist: Kaquinho Big Dog
Canonical path: /kaquinho-big-dog/procon
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Procon
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Procon
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Eu morri compretamente, dos pés à cabeça
Quando ela foi embora
Suicidei quinhentas veiz, só de purso cortei três
Pus os bofes pra fora
Eu pensei em lhe bater
Com golpes de caratê que aprendi com Bruce Lindo
Mas ela 'tava zangada, quebrou ieu nas vassouradas
Quis ir embora e acabou indo
Discassoado, eu chorei feito um desmamado
Mas o vizinho do lado resolveu me aconseiar
Sua muier amigo está na garantia, tais com ela há pocos dias
Inda dá tempo de trocar
E eu me alembrei que eu tinha uma cunhada boa
Hoje eu troco de patroa ou peço indenização
Falo ca sogra bem jeitoso e com carinho
Se ela não der um jeitinho eu levo a véia no Procon
Fui procurar minha sogra pra pedir reposição
Num posso ter prejuízo, se a muier não tem juizo
Foi culpa da criação, eu pensando na cunhada
A boazuda da familia fui traido pela sogra
Que num bote iguar de cobra veio no lugar da fia!
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