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Artist: Karate High School
Canonical path: /karate-high-school/if-you-don-t-live-here-don-t-surf-here
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If You Don't Live Here, Don't Surf Here
Read If You Don't Live Here, Don't Surf Here lyrics by Karate High School on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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If You Don't Live Here, Don't Surf Here
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This is your last warning.
You better just stop what you're doing.
You better quit now and turn around.
You better pack up and head on out.
You better not get smart and try to speak up
because the waves in the sand here belong to us.
If you don't live here, then don't surf here.
We're going to count to three,
and if you don't get off our property,
you're gonna get punched in the face.
You're gonna get punched. Don't feel safe
Hey kid just listen up there's no way
you're ever gonna be as cool as us.
You're gonna get punched in the face.
You're gonna get punched. Don't feel safe.
I don't recognize your face.
You better make tracks for the next bay.
You better go past the Southside pier.
You better not let us catch you here.
You better not get smart and try to speak up
because the waves in the sand here belong to us.
If you don't live here, then don't surf here.
We're going to count to three,
and if you don't get off our property,
you're gonna get punched in the face.
You're gonna get punched. Don't feel safe
Hey kid just listen up there's no way
you're ever gonna be as cool as us.
You're gonna get punched in the face.
You're gonna get punched. Don't feel safe.
If you want to be part of our crew:
You can't know to read. You gotta have tattoos.
You gotta get your hand blown off by a bottle rocket.
You need seventeen ninja stars in your pocket.
We're going to count to three,
and if you don't get off our property,
you're gonna get punched in the face.
You're gonna get punched. Don't feel safe
Hey kid just listen up there's no way
you're ever gonna be as cool as us.
You're gonna get punched in the face.
You're gonna get punched. Don't feel safe
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Karate High School performs "If You Don't Live Here, Don't Surf Here", and this lyric page sits inside the Karate High School catalog on LyroVerse.
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