Sixteen Blocks

A true friend is hard to find

Go get yourself outside of your mind

Whether it’s right or whether it’s wrong

I’m on the treadmill all day long

A true friend is hard to find

Chicken on the high street, make you go blind

Shimmying up the totem pole

I got sick of the arctic roll

I walked for sixteen blocks

Tiptoed over those burning rocks

You were a household name

Wonder what they say if they knew your game

Let’s go daywalking

I heard enough of everybody talkin’

I hear the choir singing

And now the alarm bells are ringin’

‘Cause you can’t, can’t stop this

Ain’t never ever ever gonna top this

‘Cause I’m all, all in this. And you’ll be lucky to survive this

A true friend is hard to keep

I’m so quick, I’m fast asleep

What went down in the function room

All you talk is doom and gloom

I walked for sixteen blocks

The plastic beakers gave electric shocks. Oh no, dude got grey

Should have stayed at home with your bird of prey

Let’s go daywalking

I heard enough of everybody talkin’. I hear the choir singing

And now the alarm bells are ringin’

‘Cause you can’t, can’t stop this

Ain’t never ever ever gonna top this

‘Cause I’m all, all in this. And you’ll be lucky to survive this