Shauna's Song

This is about a girl that looks like lana

Except that she's hotta, i'm talkin about shauna

That's why this song will be dedicated to her honor

For her i'd convert to a jew and celebrate rosh hashonah

I'd give everything i have to be her life partner

Oh my god, please marry me and have my daughter

I snuck through your window, got shot by your father

It's his right to bear arms, it's my right to holla

I be like romeo calling you like i'm a balla

Oh god, girl, i want you in my world

Seeing you with other guys just makes me hurl

I'd skip every class and get a lotta office referals

Just to spend time with you and maybe we can curl

And i dont mind hangin out with your home girls

But i'm too poor so dont expect to get no pearls

Oh shauna, oh my god-a

Please give me your number so i can call ya

Oh my god, your boyfriend must be a god huh?

Anyone who sleeps with you is, oh queen shauna

Please shauna, take a ride in my old school impala

Oh my god, i'm in love with shauna

You cheerleadin goddess, i worship your hottness

You may think i'm a loser, i swear to god, i'm not this

And some of the guys you datin aint got shit

Treatin something so special like it's an object

They aint worthy of you, cuz you know you're hot shit

I hear blasphemous shit talkin, but you're not a bitch

But if you keep your standards high, sorry i'm not rich

You can make me your servant, and i will not bitch

I'd do anything for such a hot chick

Not even whitney o can be compared to you

When you do an aerial you light up the whole school

All will bow down to you and your rule

Whoever doesnt appreciate you is a fool

If you dont like me, then that's cool

And if you think my rhymes suck even worser than jewel

I'll leave you alone cuz that stalkin shit is bull

Shauna bubis, let me kiss those cute lips

We can reach nirvana like a buddhist

Or we can do it anal and do some other crude shit

And i aint a pimp, so i wont slap you like a bitch

The sound of your sweet voice really excites my dick

But it rips apart my heart seeing someone else give you a kiss

Please let me hug you, oh great goddess

You know i love you, that was the meanin of all this

If you want me to fuck off and mind my own biz

I'll obey your command, but i'll still be ejaculatin jizz