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Artist: Katastroof
Canonical path: /katastroof/de-gendarm-met-verstand
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De Gendarm Met Verstand
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De Gendarm Met Verstand
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Het zit vol raareteiten in de weireld das geweten
Tussen alle soorten mensse eet altijd iets roars gezeten
Ist iet origineel dan vallet oep da lei vur de hand
Mor niks is zu uniek as ne gendarm met verstand
Mor niks is nondedoemme zu uniek as ne gendarm met verstand
Ne neger eet e chappement van deirtig centimeter
En nor zen eige zeggen doet de jules het zelfs nog beter
Das eigelek hiejl zeldzoum en dourbou nog intressaant
Mor niks is zu uniek as ne gendarm met verstand
Mor niks is nondedoemme zu uniek as ne gendarm met verstand
Nen impotenten turk es uk iejnig in zen soort
Nen hollander die rondjes geeft, dorveur bestou gin woord.
Nen belg dieje gin fritte mag es nationale schaand.
Mor niks is zu uniek as ne gendarm met verstand
Mor niks is nondedoemme zu uniek as ne gendarm met verstand
Ne politieke biejnhouwer, die breng et attijd veir
Ne paus die goe kan zingen es terecht een superstar
Ne keunink zonder kindere da eet nie ellek land
Mor niks is zu uniek as ne gendarm met verstand
Mor niks is nondedoemme zu uniek as ne gendarm met verstand
Arbitters zonder flooit zen inderdoud e zeldzoum iet
Mor lang nog nie zu rour as sinterklouse zonder piet
Of sjotters zonder ballen of sjon mashis zonder tand
Mor niks is zu uniek as ne gendarm met verstand
Mor niks is nondedoemme zu uniek as ne gendarm met verstand
Kzen gistere geslougd in een gemakkelijk exoum
Nou wur ekik gendarm, pas mor op ik kom deroun!
Ik kan wa lezen en wa schrijven
Ik wor dus straks al kommandaant
Want niks is zu uniek as ne gendarm met verstand
Want niks is noendenomme zu uniek as ne gendarm met verstand
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