Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Katastroof
Canonical path: /katastroof/hetero-man
Related lyric paths: 6
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hetero-man
Read hetero-man lyrics by Katastroof on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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hetero-man
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I'm a hetero-man
and I pak what I can
cos I'm no jeannne,
a he he man,
I'm a hetero-hetero-man
I'm hetero-man, walking down the street
like to jump on every woman I meet
love to feel it underneath
thirty centimeter peace of meat
I'm a hetero-man
and I pak what I can
cos I'm no jeannne,
a he he man,
I'm a hetero-hetero-man
for hetero-man no gold or rubies
but pretty women with big big boebies
hey you bitch, show all that you can
spek voor den bek of hetero-man
I'm a hetero-man
and I pak what I can
cos I'm no jeannne,
a he he man,
I'm a hetero-hetero-man
hetero-man is no homo-man
no piepzjanet, no Will Ferdy-fan
for all of you boys I don't give a damn
but ferm wijven vlam in the pan of...
I'm a hetero-man
and I pak what I can
cos I'm no jeannne,
a he he man,
I'm a hetero-hetero-man
if all you motha-fucking men are gay
hetero-man is no way
you can kiss my ass and suck my lip
but only if you are a lekkere kip
I'm a hetero-man
and I pak what I can
cos I'm no jeannne,
a he he man,
I'm a hetero-hetero-man
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