Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Katastroof
Canonical path: /katastroof/sjareltje
Related lyric paths: 6
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sjareltje
Read sjareltje lyrics by Katastroof on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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sjareltje
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ik zen maar een jaar of vier
maar 'k doen al pipi met veel zwier
ik kan al goe mikken, 'k zen fier
a'k groot zen dan weur ik pompier
'k wou't vlammeke van de stoof uitpissen
van dichtbij kon'k zeker nie missen
'k vergeet nooit't moment da'k uitschoof
met men sjareltje tegen de stoof
mijn sjareltje tegen de stoof ai ai ai
mijn sjareltje tegen de stoof oei oei oei
een pijnlijke katastroof
mijn sjareltje tegen de stoof
ik hem toen veel traantjes geblet
ons mama heeft't flosjke ontsmet
met goei boter en moederkeszalf
maar da stopte het zwellen maar half
de papa kwam thuis en vroeg "vrouke,
zedde gij chipolatta's aan't koken?"
toen em de brandlucht oepsnoof
van mijn sjareltje tegen de stoof
mijn weusje kreeg stilaan een keusje
da joekte en ik was aan't reusjen
ons juffra die vroeg wat er was
en'k vertelde voor heel de klas van
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