Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Katastroof
Canonical path: /katastroof/swassont-neuf
Related lyric paths: 6
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Swassont Neuf
Read Swassont Neuf lyrics by Katastroof on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Swassont Neuf
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Swassont neuf, dadis een spel
Zo heeft ons moeder mij verteld
Waar ge zoal naar het schijnt
Altijd voor met twee moet zijn
Kweet nie goe hoeda 't marcheert
'K hebbekik het nog nie geprobeerd
Zedde gij vanavond vrij?
Doeget dan met mij
Chorus:
Swassont neuf, swassont neuf
'T was zo nat aan mijne mond
Swassont neuf, swassont neuf
En zo plakkerig aa mijn kont
Swassont neuf, swassont neuf
Dat doen 'k zekers nooit ni meer
Swassont neuf, swassont neuf
Da 's vast de leste keer
Toen ik wist hoe dat 't marcheerde
Was kik wa gefascineerd
Kruisgewijs al op mekaar
Met de neus in 't krollekeshaar
Zij was nogal enthousiast
Want ze had mijne sjarel vast
T' was te zien, 'k was nog ne leek
Ik kotste toen ze zeek
Chorus:
'T was ni volgens het gebruik
Maar 'k beet in haren nagelenbuik
Daaroep schreeuwde zij het uit
En zij beet toens in men fluit
Zo begrept na alleman
Da 'k ni tot orgasme kwam
'K zei da vindek ik gemeen
Doe na maar voort ... alleen
Chorus:
Swassont neuf, *klap, klap, klap*
Swassont neuf, *klap, klap, klap*
Swassont neuf, *klap, klap, klap*
Swassont neuf, *klap, klap, klap*
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Katastroof performs "Swassont Neuf", and this lyric page sits inside the Katastroof catalog on LyroVerse.
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